Bonnaroo is canceled because there is a hurricane
this is the same thing that happened a few years ago
We all remember the Halcyon days of 2021. we were finally getting bonnaroo on a labor day, which is something we always wanted because it’s a three day weekend. unfortunately what happened then is a hurricane came through and BLASTED the farm and cancelled bonnaroo.
those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it, and here comes another hurricane. per inforoo user rooloo bonnaroo is cancelled because of it. bonnaroo roo news and rumors is here to answer your frequently asked questions
Q: how can a hurricane so far in advance of bonnaroo cancel bonnaroo?
A: first, a reminder that we don’t even know when bonnaroo is yet. they haven’t announced dates, for all we know bonnaroo could be this weekend. also the farm is a delicate network of plumbing and roads and mud and grass, rain and winds can fuck it up even if it is not this weekend.
Q: i’m looking at the projected hurricane path and it looks like it is hitting florida, not going anywhere near tenneessee?
A: thats just a guess, bonnaroo is cancelled just in case the hurricane hits bonnaroo.
Q: i heard that last time bonnaroo cancelled because of the hurricane they made a bunch of insurance money
A: correct, bonnaroo made way more money with insurance than the would’ve holding a festival. insurance prevented tame impala from headlining bonnaroo.
Q: is tame impala playing bonnaroo in 2024 as a makeup set for the last time the hurricane cancalled it?
A: no, bonnaroo is cancalled in 2024. it’s time to start focusing on 2025.
i and everyone here at bonnaroo news substack is upset we won’t see all your shining faces on the farm in 2024. the important thing to remember is 2025 is just around the corner. it’s time to start focusing on 2025 since bonnaroo 2024 is cancelled because there is a hurricane.
